What's less in doubt is that as you grow, you'll need to start taking a pro-active approach to eliminating your competition. Whether you go the cheap and cheerful Pizza Hut route or tread the higher class Ask Pizza road is up to you. You start by opening a humble pizza parlour, hiring your staff and stocking up on ingredients, and quickly have to work your way towards a burgeoning pizza empire.

The focus on pizzas in Software 2000's follow-up to a game no one has ever heard of is somewhat misleading.